“As a child of children of the Depression, I’m incapable of throwing out anything that’s still functional.”

“I soon learned it’s the salads, not the beans, that are dense, presumably because they don’t contain lettuce.”

"Maybe my friend is right: It’s the cozy Christmas vibe, not the stories, that draws me to these movies."

“Search complete. Lost files found: 0. Summary: You’re screwed.”

"We traveled in circles for a bit as Mark worked on a rowing strategy, then headed for the cattails."

I began to suspect that the forecast was being generated not by complex meteorological models but by a gang of middle schoolers playing a prank.