A Vermont humor writer explores the funny side of home, family, and life in the country.
Welcome!
The following essays first appeared in “Around the Bend,” my long-running biweekly humor column in the Addison Independent in Vermont. If they make you laugh, share them with your friends. If they don’t, share them with your enemies. And if you’re feeling generous, you can always buy me a coffee.
‘Around the Bend’ … and into the sunset
“When is it time for a small-town humor columnist to call it quits?”
Sharing the joy of no-dig gardening
I gushed about it to my friends and explained as gently as I could that their gardening methods were, no offense, dumb.
It’s not me, it’s the hobgoblin
“It could also be a domovoi, a haltija, a tomte, a nisse, or any one of many mischievous beings that have, throughout history, gaslighted people into checking under the bathroom sink for the mayonnaise.”
At last, winter comes to Vermont
“We stocked up on staples as if 10 inches of snow might cut us off from civilization for weeks rather than just force us to drive a little slower in the morning.”
Are two sleeps better than one?
“With a small bladder, a restless dog, and a cover-stealing husband, I don’t expect to ever see a solid eight hours.”